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作者: lixuer 时间: 2007-2-15 12:57
标题: 节前丢一贴，哈哈一笑。
前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语

昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲
　　，面带微笑的：
　　前台小姐：“Hello.”
　　
　　老外：“Hi.”
　　
　　前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
　　
　　老外：“Can you speak english？”
　　
　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
　　
　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
　　
　　前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time
　　, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
　　
　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
　　
　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing
　　？”
　　
　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
　　
　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”