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标题: [转帖]女孩的爱情逻辑!! [打印本页]

作者: hayato    时间: 2004-6-2 14:33
标题: [转帖]女孩的爱情逻辑!!
[转帖]女孩的爱情逻辑!!
if you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
如果你亲她,那你就没有绅士风度
if you don\'t, you are not a man
可是如果你不亲她,那你就不算男子汉!
if you praise her, she thinks you are lying
如果你赞美她,她会认为你只是在奉承她
if you don\'t, you are good for nothing
但要是你不赞美她,那你就一无是处了!
if you make romance, you are an \'experienced man\'
假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫,你就一定是情场老手
if you don\'t you are half a man
如果不是,那你根本还不够成熟

if you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
如果你太常去找她,她会觉得烦腻
if you don\'t, she accuses you of double crossing
但是如果你不去找她,她会责备你欺芲她的感情

if you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
你要是穿的帅一点,她会说你是花花公子
if you don\'t, you are a dull boy
穿的破烂点,那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙

if you are jealous, she says it\'s bad
如果你吃醋,她会说这样是不对的
if you don\'t , she thinks you do not love her
可是如果你完全不吃醋,她又会认为你根本不爱她

if you attempt a romance, she says you didn\'t respect her
你如果试图对她调情,她会认为你不尊重她
if you don\'t, she thinks you do not like her
但要是你一直规规矩矩的,她又会觉得你不喜欢她

if you are a minute late, she complains it\'s hard to wait
你若是迟到一分钟,她会抱怨等的多累多苦
if she is late, she says that\'s a girl\'s way
要是她自己迟到了,她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的

if you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
如果你飞快的吻她一下,她会到处说你这人很冷漠
if you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
如果你吻太多了,她会大叫说你吃她豆腐

if you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她,那你这人缺乏道德
if you do, she thinks it\'s just one of the man\'s tactics
要是你小心照顾她过马路,她又会说这是男人的花招

if you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
你若是凝视某个女人,她会指责你是到处对女生调情
if she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
如果是其他男人瞪著她看,她会说他们只是欣赏而已

if you talk, she wants you to listen
如果你跟她说话,她希望你只要听就好
if you listen, she wants you to talk
如果你只倾听,她又要你跟她说话
很短的爱情故事

一天夜里,男孩骑摩托车带着女孩超速行驶, 他们彼此深爱着对方, 女孩:“慢一点...我怕...” 男孩:“不,这样很有趣....” 女孩:“求求你...这样太吓人了...” 男孩:“好吧,那你说你爱我...” 女孩:“好....我爱你...你现在可以慢下来了吗?” 男孩:“紧紧抱我一下...” 女孩紧紧拥抱了他一下,女孩:“现在你可以慢下来了吧?” 男孩:“你可以脱下我的头盔并自己戴上吗?它让我感到不舒服,还干扰我驾车。” 第二天,报纸报道:一辆摩托车因为刹车失灵而撞毁在一幢建筑物上,车上有两个人,一个死亡, 一个幸存... 驾车的男孩知道刹车失灵,但他没有让女孩知道,因为那样会让女孩感到害怕。 相反,他让女孩最后一次说她爱他,最后一次拥抱他,并让她戴上自己的头盔,结果,女孩活着,他自己死了... 就在一会的时间里,就在平常的生活里,爱向我们展示了一个神话...




作者: 火精灵    时间: 2004-6-2 15:37
最后一个故事,太假了点。
摩托车是无级变速,不加油门的话,车速会很快降下来。
另外,那个男的真是死的活该。
出车前不检查好车况,不叫女的事先带好头盔,还有就是超速……





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